There are ways to waste your time until departure. Like playing golf or reading Jeffrey Archer. Some people spend some proper afternoons on Wagner opera. But Friday by Rebecca Black is three minutes you won't get back! So I have tried to write a song that sets a record for how long a song can possibly go on. Are you ready, Matt? It goes, 1, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. That's right, let's do it again! Come on! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, You can sing along if you like. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Although not if you're in a library or on public transport. Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. We need to get a few more of these done. How about we do three harmonies. That way we'll get it done a lot quicker! All right, here we go! Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh. Nearly, hang on. Hang on. Phew. Well, bang the drum and play the victory bugle. What you did just there is sing a googol. *ding* One with a hundr...