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'Twas the week before Christmas when Inspector Lestrade came to me with a most distraught gentleman in tow. (Helium)  He  explained that the gentleman had purchased several pieces of (Ag)  SILVER  and (Au)  GOLD  jewelry for his wife (or mistress, (iodine)  I  surmised), which had disappeared during a street (carbon + argon)  CAr  ride ((nobelium)  No  doubt to see (hydrogen + erbium) HeR !). The victim interrupted with "You must (Fe)  IRON  this out before the  24 th , Mr. (Ho)  HOLMIUM ! I will not (Fe 2 O 3 )  RUST  until the jewels are recovered and the culprit made to (S)  SULFER  as (iodine)  I  have this day! (holmium + tungsten)  HOW  dare someone (sulfur + tellurium + aluminum)  STEAl from me! I'd gladly (Ba)  BARIUM  with the fishes and watch him (Zn)  ZINC  in the Thames!" His diatribe did then to (B)  BORON (Oxygen + nitrogen)  ON  questioning, I learned the (carbon + argon)  CAr  was number (Sn)  TIN  an express which did not stop during (hydrogen + iod

Hello everybody! Recently, I made a video of all four National Day Messages, split-screen, playing at the same time. The result is horrible. Sorry, I'm a little out of my mind.

Read my post about the lame translators I made here . Without further ado, let me present to you... Hamlet translated by lame translators!    the  tragedy  of  hamlet,  king  child   of  denmark  law  case   one  world   now  field   one  world.  Elsinore.  One one  platform  it  before   the   city  fort.     francisco  in   he  of   post  bit.  Lose  enter   to   he  bernardo bernardo  who 's  that  in ? francisco nay,  back  answer   i :  station ,  with  unfold  you  from  already.     bernardo  long   health  live   the   country  king ! francisco bernardo? bernardo  he.     francisco  you   come   most   small  heart   on   you  of   small  time.     bernardo 'tis  now  in   come  attack   ten  two ;  got  to  thee  to   bed , francisco.     francisco  correct  in   this  one   float  carving   xu  many  thanks: 'tis bitter  cold ,  with   one  world   on  noon   health  disease   in   heart.     bernardo