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instagram!

Yay! I now have an Instagram account: @ajlee.hi ! Most of my things will now be on Instagram, so do follow me!

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the chinese poem

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horrible translation of a chinese poem

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Hey everybody! Yesterday, in school, we were given a poem in Chinese. Here it is: 怊ēŸ­ę­Œč”Œć€‹ Short Song Style 對酒ē•¶ę­Œļ¼Œäŗŗē”Ÿå¹¾ä½•ļ¼Ÿ I lift my drink and sing a song, for who knows if one's life is short or long č­¬å¦‚ęœéœ²ļ¼ŒåŽ»ę—„č‹¦å¤šć€‚ Man's life is like the morning dew, past days many future days few ę…Øē•¶ä»„ę…·ļ¼Œę†‚ę€é›£åæ˜ć€‚ The melancholy my heart begets, comes from cares I cannot forget ä½•ä»„č§£ę†‚ļ¼Ÿå”Æ꜉Ꝝåŗ·ć€‚ Who can unravel these sorrows of mine, I know of only one man, the God of Wine 青青子č”æļ¼Œę‚ ę‚ ęˆ‘åæƒć€‚ Disciples dressed in blue, my heart worries for you 但ē‚ŗå›ę•…ļ¼Œę²ˆåŸč‡³ä»Šć€‚ You are the cause of this song without pause 呦呦é¹æ鳓ļ¼Œé£Ÿé‡Žä¹‹č˜‹ć€‚ "Across the banks a deer bleats, in the wilds where it eats ęˆ‘ęœ‰å˜‰č³“ļ¼Œé¼“ē‘Ÿå¹ē¬™ć€‚ Honoured guests I salute, strike the drums, and play the flute ę˜Žę˜Žå¦‚ęœˆļ¼Œä½•ę™‚åÆꎇļ¼Ÿ Bright is the moon's sparkle; Will there be a time it can be grasped? ę†‚å¾žäø­ä¾†ļ¼ŒäøåÆę–·ēµ•ć€‚ Thoughts of you from deep inside, never settling never ceasing č¶Šé™Œåŗ¦é˜”ļ¼Œęž‰ē”Øē›øå­˜ć€‚ Friends drop by via a country road, the respect...

chinese e-oral song piano arrangement

Hello everyone! I'm back with another arrangement for a song heard in a few Chinese e-Oral videos I've uploaded: this and this . The song, it turns out, is "Newborn" from GarageBand . You can download the track here . My arrangement is for one piano, just like the original. Enjoy! Download PDF Download MSCZ

calculator videos

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Hey everybody! I'd like to give you a link to my calculator videos ! I mostly made them last year but I've added some this year, so please check them out! These videos involve tricks and glitches on the calculator  to keep you occupied during your free time!

click go the shears for piano duet

Hey everybody! I'm back with another arrangement! This time, it's Click Go the Shears , which is a traditional Australian song. I have arranged this piece for two pianos , so please enjoy! Download PDF Download WAV Download MSCZ

how to make a custom epileptic seizure inducer

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Hey everybody! Recently, I made this Epileptic Seizure Inducerā„¢ . It is an animated GIF file. Today I'm going to teach you how to make one of your own, using a custom image. So, without further ado, let's make an Epileptic Seizure Inducerā„¢. Let's use this as a custom image: Not too bad, eh? But not very Epileptic-Seizure-Inducingā„¢. Let's make it more Epileptic-Seizure-Inducingā„¢. To do that, we have to invert the colours of the image. I'm using this online inverter . Here's the result: Cool! Now we have to join these two pictures into an animated GIF. Use gifmaker.org . It's really easy to use. Just upload the two photos. Then, leave everything except the "Animation Speed (the delay time of each frame)". Change that to 50. Once you've done that, click "Create Animation", then "Download GIF". Yikes! But wow! You've made your very own Epileptic Seizure Inducerā„¢! Congratulations! Uplo...

epileptic seizure inducer

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Are you having a seizure yet?

nush dsa tea session chemistry cloze passage

'Twas the week before Christmas when Inspector Lestrade came to me with a most distraught gentleman in tow. (Helium)  He  explained that the gentleman had purchased several pieces of (Ag)  SILVER  and (Au)  GOLD  jewelry for his wife (or mistress, (iodine)  I  surmised), which had disappeared during a street (carbon + argon)  CAr  ride ((nobelium)  No  doubt to see (hydrogen + erbium) HeR !). The victim interrupted with "You must (Fe)  IRON  this out before the  24 th , Mr. (Ho)  HOLMIUM ! I will not (Fe 2 O 3 )  RUST  until the jewels are recovered and the culprit made to (S)  SULFER  as (iodine)  I  have this day! (holmium + tungsten)  HOW  dare someone (sulfur + tellurium + aluminum)  STEAl from me! I'd gladly (Ba)  BARIUM  with the fishes and watch him (Zn)  ZINC  in the Thames!" His diatribe did then to (B)  BORON (Oxygen + nitrogen...

national day message split-screen in all four languages

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Hello everybody! Recently, I made a video of all four National Day Messages, split-screen, playing at the same time. The result is horrible. Sorry, I'm a little out of my mind.

hamlet translated by lame translators

Read my post about the lame translators I made here . Without further ado, let me present to you... Hamlet translated by lame translators!    the  tragedy  of  hamlet,  king  child   of  denmark  law  case   one  world   now  field   one  world.  Elsinore.  One one  platform  it  before   the   city  fort.     francisco  in   he  of   post  bit.  Lose  enter   to   he  bernardo bernardo  who 's  that  in ? francisco nay,  back  answer   i :  station ,  with  unfold  you  from  already.     bernardo  long   health  live   the   country  king ! francisco bernardo? bernardo  he....