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the chinese poem
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This is not the main post. The main post is here . 对 酒 当 歌 人 生 几 何 譬 如 朝 露 去 日 苦 多 慨 当 以 慷 忧 思 难 忘 何 以 解 忧 唯 有 杜 康 青 青 子 衿 悠 悠 我 心 但 为 君 故 沈 吟 至 今 呦 呦 鹿 鸣 食 野 之 苹 我 有 嘉 宾 鼓 瑟 吹 笙 明 明 如 月 何 时 可 掇 忧 从 中 来 不 可 断 绝 越 陌 度 阡 枉 用 相 存 契 阔 谈 宴 心 念 旧 恩 月 明 星 稀 乌 鹊 难 飞 绕 树 三 匝 何 枝 何 依 山 不 厌 高 海 不 厌 深 周 公 吐 哺 天 下 归 心 对 酒
horrible translation of a chinese poem
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Hey everybody! Yesterday, in school, we were given a poem in Chinese. Here it is: 《短歌行》 Short Song Style 對酒當歌,人生幾何? I lift my drink and sing a song, for who knows if one's life is short or long 譬如朝露,去日苦多。 Man's life is like the morning dew, past days many future days few 慨當以慷,憂思難忘。 The melancholy my heart begets, comes from cares I cannot forget 何以解憂?唯有杜康。 Who can unravel these sorrows of mine, I know of only one man, the God of Wine 青青子衿,悠悠我心。 Disciples dressed in blue, my heart worries for you 但為君故,沈吟至今。 You are the cause of this song without pause 呦呦鹿鳴,食野之蘋。 "Across the banks a deer bleats, in the wilds where it eats 我有嘉賓,鼓瑟吹笙。 Honoured guests I salute, strike the drums, and play the flute 明明如月,何時可掇? Bright is the moon's sparkle; Will there be a time it can be grasped? 憂從中來,不可斷絕。 Thoughts of you from deep inside, never settling never ceasing 越陌度阡,枉用相存。 Friends drop by via a country road, the respect
chinese e-oral song piano arrangement
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Hello everyone! I'm back with another arrangement for a song heard in a few Chinese e-Oral videos I've uploaded: this and this . The song, it turns out, is "Newborn" from GarageBand . You can download the track here . My arrangement is for one piano, just like the original. Enjoy! Download PDF Download MSCZ
how to make a custom epileptic seizure inducer
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Hey everybody! Recently, I made this Epileptic Seizure Inducer™ . It is an animated GIF file. Today I'm going to teach you how to make one of your own, using a custom image. So, without further ado, let's make an Epileptic Seizure Inducer™. Let's use this as a custom image: Not too bad, eh? But not very Epileptic-Seizure-Inducing™. Let's make it more Epileptic-Seizure-Inducing™. To do that, we have to invert the colours of the image. I'm using this online inverter . Here's the result: Cool! Now we have to join these two pictures into an animated GIF. Use gifmaker.org . It's really easy to use. Just upload the two photos. Then, leave everything except the "Animation Speed (the delay time of each frame)". Change that to 50. Once you've done that, click "Create Animation", then "Download GIF". Yikes! But wow! You've made your very own Epileptic Seizure Inducer™! Congratulations! Uplo
nush dsa tea session chemistry cloze passage
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'Twas the week before Christmas when Inspector Lestrade came to me with a most distraught gentleman in tow. (Helium) He explained that the gentleman had purchased several pieces of (Ag) SILVER and (Au) GOLD jewelry for his wife (or mistress, (iodine) I surmised), which had disappeared during a street (carbon + argon) CAr ride ((nobelium) No doubt to see (hydrogen + erbium) HeR !). The victim interrupted with "You must (Fe) IRON this out before the 24 th , Mr. (Ho) HOLMIUM ! I will not (Fe 2 O 3 ) RUST until the jewels are recovered and the culprit made to (S) SULFER as (iodine) I have this day! (holmium + tungsten) HOW dare someone (sulfur + tellurium + aluminum) STEAl from me! I'd gladly (Ba) BARIUM with the fishes and watch him (Zn) ZINC in the Thames!" His diatribe did then to (B) BORON (Oxygen + nitrogen) ON questioning, I learned the (carbon + argon) CAr was number (Sn) TIN an express which did not stop during (hydrogen + iod
national day message split-screen in all four languages
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hamlet translated by lame translators
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Read my post about the lame translators I made here . Without further ado, let me present to you... Hamlet translated by lame translators! the tragedy of hamlet, king child of denmark law case one world now field one world. Elsinore. One one platform it before the city fort. francisco in he of post bit. Lose enter to he bernardo bernardo who 's that in ? francisco nay, back answer i : station , with unfold you from already. bernardo long health live the country king ! francisco bernardo? bernardo he. francisco you come most small heart on you of small time. bernardo 'tis now in come attack ten two ; got to thee to bed , francisco. francisco correct in this one float carving xu many thanks: 'tis bitter cold , with one world on noon health disease in heart. bernardo