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Hey everybody! Yesterday, in school, we were given a poem in Chinese. Here it is: 《短歌行》 Short Song Style 對酒當歌，人生幾何？ I lift my drink and sing a song, for who knows if one's life is short or long 譬如朝露，去日苦多。 Man's life is like the morning dew, past days many future days few 慨當以慷，憂思難忘。 The melancholy my heart begets, comes from cares I cannot forget 何以解憂？唯有杜康。 Who can unravel these sorrows of mine, I know of only one man, the God of Wine 青青子衿，悠悠我心。 Disciples dressed in blue, my heart worries for you 但為君故，沈吟至今。 You are the cause of this song without pause 呦呦鹿鳴，食野之蘋。 "Across the banks a deer bleats, in the wilds where it eats 我有嘉賓，鼓瑟吹笙。 Honoured guests I salute, strike the drums, and play the flute 明明如月，何時可掇？ Bright is the moon's sparkle; Will there be a time it can be grasped? 憂從中來，不可斷絕。 Thoughts of you from deep inside, never settling never ceasing 越陌度阡，枉用相存。 Friends drop by via a country road, the respect

Hello everyone! I'm back with another arrangement for a song heard in a few Chinese e-Oral videos I've uploaded: this and this . The song, it turns out, is "Newborn" from GarageBand . You can download the track here . My arrangement is for one piano, just like the original. Enjoy! Download PDF Download MSCZ

Hey everybody! I'd like to give you a link to my calculator videos ! I mostly made them last year but I've added some this year, so please check them out! These videos involve tricks and glitches on the calculator  to keep you occupied during your free time!

Hey everybody! I'm back with another arrangement! This time, it's Click Go the Shears , which is a traditional Australian song. I have arranged this piece for two pianos , so please enjoy! Download PDF Download WAV Download MSCZ

Hey everybody! Recently, I made this Epileptic Seizure Inducer™ . It is an animated GIF file. Today I'm going to teach you how to make one of your own, using a custom image. So, without further ado, let's make an Epileptic Seizure Inducer™. Let's use this as a custom image: Not too bad, eh? But not very Epileptic-Seizure-Inducing™. Let's make it more Epileptic-Seizure-Inducing™. To do that, we have to invert the colours of the image. I'm using this online inverter . Here's the result: Cool! Now we have to join these two pictures into an animated GIF. Use gifmaker.org . It's really easy to use. Just upload the two photos. Then, leave everything except the "Animation Speed (the delay time of each frame)". Change that to 50. Once you've done that, click "Create Animation", then "Download GIF". Yikes! But wow! You've made your very own Epileptic Seizure Inducer™! Congratulations! Uplo

Are you having a seizure yet?

'Twas the week before Christmas when Inspector Lestrade came to me with a most distraught gentleman in tow. (Helium)  He  explained that the gentleman had purchased several pieces of (Ag)  SILVER  and (Au)  GOLD  jewelry for his wife (or mistress, (iodine)  I  surmised), which had disappeared during a street (carbon + argon)  CAr  ride ((nobelium)  No  doubt to see (hydrogen + erbium) HeR !). The victim interrupted with "You must (Fe)  IRON  this out before the  24 th , Mr. (Ho)  HOLMIUM ! I will not (Fe 2 O 3 )  RUST  until the jewels are recovered and the culprit made to (S)  SULFER  as (iodine)  I  have this day! (holmium + tungsten)  HOW  dare someone (sulfur + tellurium + aluminum)  STEAl from me! I'd gladly (Ba)  BARIUM  with the fishes and watch him (Zn)  ZINC  in the Thames!" His diatribe did then to (B)  BORON (Oxygen + nitrogen)  ON  questioning, I learned the (carbon + argon)  CAr  was number (Sn)  TIN  an express which did not stop during (hydrogen + iod

Hello everybody! Recently, I made a video of all four National Day Messages, split-screen, playing at the same time. The result is horrible. Sorry, I'm a little out of my mind.

Read my post about the lame translators I made here . Without further ado, let me present to you... Hamlet translated by lame translators!    the  tragedy  of  hamlet,  king  child   of  denmark  law  case   one  world   now  field   one  world.  Elsinore.  One one  platform  it  before   the   city  fort.     francisco  in   he  of   post  bit.  Lose  enter   to   he  bernardo bernardo  who 's  that  in ? francisco nay,  back  answer   i :  station ,  with  unfold  you  from  already.     bernardo  long   health  live   the   country  king ! francisco bernardo? bernardo  he.     francisco  you   come   most   small  heart   on   you  of   small  time.     bernardo 'tis  now  in   come  attack   ten  two ;  got  to  thee  to   bed , francisco.     francisco  correct  in   this  one   float  carving   xu  many  thanks: 'tis bitter  cold ,  with   one  world   on  noon   health  disease   in   heart.     bernardo