how to end your life safely

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WARNING:
THE BELOW TEXT IS A JOKE.
PLEASE DO NOT KILL YOURSELF.
IF YOU NEED HELP,
CALL THE SAMARITANS OF SINGAPORE (SOS) AT
1800 221 4444

Killing is a sin
Therefore suicide (killing yourself) is a sin

Asking someone to sin is a sin
Therefore asking someone to kill you is a sin

But to get around this, ask a non-sentient being to kill you!
i.e. program a robot to kill you!
That way no one is sinning

This is how to end your life quickly, but still following the principles of the Bible!

JOKE INFORMATION ENDS HERE.

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